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Tuesday, June 02, 2009
STEINMETZ ON SEX
by Urban Steinmetz
FAMILY ENRICHMENT BUREAU
URBAN STEINMETZ (most people call him Urb) is Executive Director of the Family Enrichment Bureau, a unique kind of organization. Non-profit and inter-faith, its programs are developed in a different sort of way - by listening to people. And Urb has done his homework; nine years of marriage counseling, then five years of talking and listening to people in small groups. Samples of the down-to-earth approach to marriage and sexuality that has emerged from all this listening:
* "EVERYTHING YOU DO AND EVERYTHING YOU ARE COMES TO BED WITH YOU AND MAKES LOVE WITH YOU. IN OTHER WORDS, SEX IS NOT WHAT YOU DO, SEX IS WHAT YOU ARE."
"IF YOU WANT A LOVER, BUILD A LOVER--WITH PLAIN, DECENT, HUMAN TREATMENT."
"IF HE'S BEEN CASTRATED ALL DAY LONG, HE'LL ACT LIKE A CASTRATED MAN IN BED."
"IF YOU WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH A WOMAN AT NIGHT, YOU HAD BETTER START LOVING HER IN THE MORNING......PENISES AND VAGINAS DON'T MAKE LOVE, PEOPLE DO."
* The excerpts in this record are taken from the ADULT ENRICHMENT SEMINARS, Volume I, The Family. This, and other recorded programs of the Family Enrichment Bureau, are currently used in over 13,000 parishes, case-work offices, mental health clinics, medical centers, schools, universities and adult education offices throughout the English-speaking world. More than one million people have participated in one or another of the Bureau's programs.
The name STEINMETZ is well known to almost everyone associated with family life, marriage counseling, and sex education. In addition to the ADULT ENRICHMENT SEMINARS, he is the author of three other recorded lecture series:
THE MARRIAGE ENRICHMENT PROGRAM
YOUNG ADULT ENRICHMENT PROGRAM
His current book, "I WILL," THE PRESENT AND FUTURE OF MARRIAGE, was published in August of 1969, and has already sold more than 40,000 copies.
Editor's note: oh, man! THEX TAWK! This Urban guy is succinct: build a lover like you would a ham sammie, share it with your woman, and then use that penis like you would a new Schwinn (imagine yourself back in the 70s): ride it with care and for enjoyment and take care of it so you can ride it again tomorrow.
I came across this record on a few blogs and managed to track down some audio from WFMU's site. I would love to hear more from this honky-tonkin' caterwaulin' queen. Listen to the tracks below and I think you will too!