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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

PARAKEET LESSONS


Salty Sailor Phrases & Romantic Phrases


AMA MUSIC CORPORATION
PAR-6-2
1950?
33 1/3

Record #6
Produced and Directed by ALLEN B. JACOBS
The correct method to teach your parakeet to talk
REPEATING Phrases

DAUNLESS INTERNATIONAL
225 LAFAYETTE STREET, NEW YORK 12, N. Y.





SIDE A:



Salty Sailor Phrases

AHOY SKIPPER
I'M CAPTAIN, WHO ARE YOU?
MAN THE BOATS
THE SHIP IS INKING

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SIDE B:



Romantic Phrases

HELLO SWEETHEART
HI BABE!
GOSH YOU'RE CUTE
HOW ABOUT A DATE?

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Editor's note: forget water boarding! Bring on the parakeet lady and her repeating album and the terrorists will capitulate and jabber in repetition the pseudo-social-Messianic-mantra. Man, what pure sweet hell it must be for parakeets to live with humans! Not only do you live in a small cage but you have to be told repeatedly to talk until your fragile little eggshell mind breaks and blurts out phrases to shut these damned people up! Nah, I'm sure they enjoy some of it but they'd probably prefer to be with their own kind in the wild hearing the wild sasquatch sing his glee club melodies all day long.

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