Editor's note: is there anything more underhanded and smarmy than a salesman? Of course there is: a telephone salesman! Learn how to be one. Just think of all the entrepreneurs you can disrupt in the midst of their hectic business day trying to sell them MORE insurance. Insurance insurance is a good investment, y'know. I was kind of disappointed that Mona didn't narrate this record but I guess she was locked up somewhere in a smoky room typing away her methodology for all future telemarketers to torture us civilian TV dinner eaters. Oddly enough, this record is brought to you by the same people who put out the Johnny Stewart rabbit distress calls that I posted yesterday. Less odd is that they produce the same effect inside your mendula oblongata. Sell that sizzle!
I came across this record on a few blogs and managed to track down some audio from WFMU's site. I would love to hear more from this honky-tonkin' caterwaulin' queen. Listen to the tracks below and I think you will too!