by Dr. James Rogers Fox
record #4 from the Youth Health and Sex Education Program for Parental Instruction set
PARENTAL YOUTH GUIDANCE INSTITUTE
NO8P-4835
1960s?
SIDE A:
PREPARING FOR MARRIAGE
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SIDE B:
THE PHYSICAL SIDE OF MARRIAGE
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Editor's note: a very dry and humorless sex talk by a medical doctor/radio talk show host who must have put millions to sleep with his advice. Not that the sexual mores of today are in line with highly-evolved beings but I'd rather have VD than listen to this pap! But it does serve to remind one that marriage is perhaps the biggest con-game of all-time. For all of you not wanting to get married but are about to become so this record may be the best thing that ever happened to you because it gives dozens of reasons not to and only a select few reasons for it. And to think that this is only 1 LP of a 5 volume set giving you pause to participate!
1 comments:
Oy, I've really been enjoying your music selections. I love the 'way out' subject matter, especially the evangelists and hellfire preaching!
I also wanted to point out to you that side B of this LP is the same as side A. This is important for me because I'd like to be able to download side B so I can listen at my leisure several times cuz I'm studying for an important test.
Ya see, I flunked puberty. My uncle told me for people who flunk puberty and their testes don't descend, they have to pass a written test. This test is all about sex knowledge, contraception, etc, like for my learner's permit in driving a car. Sex, like driving a car, is a dangerous undertaking that requires careful concentration and don't forget to signal! Before I can go out on a date and score I have to demonstrate that I'm qualfied by knowing what I'm doing.
When I'm not listening to groovy sexually-based recordings like this, I spend lotso time reading my uncles extensive collection of Hustler Magazine. Yeah, he's got stacks several feet high. Penthouse, too. Ther's so much info I take notes in the margins!
I can't score if I don't pass that test. All I want for my birthday is to pass that test so I can get to First Base!
I'll be 46 in August...
I'm hoping to get it right one of these days and pass that test so I can take a woman to the movies and cop a feel. Any day now...
Wish me luck, cuz my auntie is a tough, no-nonsense grader!
So, can you please fix that link?
Thanks
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