SIGNALS FROM OUTER SPACE

 

MOONEY-ROWAN RECORDS
45 RPM
1957

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Editor's note: according to the notes that accompany the 5 page booklet which this disc came from, "This historic, unbreakable, 45 RPM record will become increasingly valuable as the years pass. Every person, school or library should have a copy of this history-in-sound of man's breakthrough into space. The record contains the actual signal broadcast from the first man-made satellite of earth." Right.

FREEDOM IN THE AIR: A DOCUMENTARY ON ALBANY, GEORGIA

STUDENT NON-VIOLENT COORDINATING COMMITTEE
SNCC-101
1962

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Editor's note: this is a fairly scarce and valuable record. Covering early civil rights activity in Albany, Georgia in 1961 the key message of the "negro" was that as God-fearing Christians they had nothing to lose in peaceful protesting and everything to gain in the department of dignity.The fact that they used non-violence was the key. It belittled the belittlers into dwarf-sized tyrants who were brutalizing passive people who quoted Jesus and Patrick Henry. A far cry from Black Lives Matter and a clear moral superior. You don't deserve this record but that's my own damn fault.

THE GLENN MILLER SOUND IN PERCUSSION

by Ray Burnet & His Band


CELEBRITY RECORDS
UT-184

SIDE A:



HUMDRUM
ANCHORS AWAY
BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLIC
LA CINQUANTAINE
VOLGA BOATMAN

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SIDE B:



FLAMENCO PERCUSSION
ANVIL CHORUS
WHEN JOHNNY COMES MARCHING HOME
BY THE WATERS OF MINNETONKA
ANITRA'S DANCE

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Editor's note: maybe if they'd called this album THE GLENN MILLER SOUND IN BIG BAND we'd have gotten the mass percussion that we all crave. Instead we get maximum orchestra with typical drums. What an irony that this record sleeve mocks the so-called percussion of the day. Hell, I'd rather have had some jawbone of an ass because this is orchestral light and even lighter on the percussion in the grand scheme of things.

DEUCES WILD

by Frankie Laine


COLUMBIA RECORDS
CS 8496
STEREO
1962

SIDE A:



THE HARD WAY
CAMPTOWN RACES
LUCK BE A LADY
GET RICH QUICK
HORSES AND WOMEN
MOONLIGHT GAMBLER

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SIDE B:



ACE IN THE HOLE
THE MAN WHO BROKE THE BANK AT MONTE CARLO
DEAD MAN'S HAND
THE ROVING GAMBLER
DEUCES WILD
GAMBLIN' WOMAN

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Editor's note: this is an appropriate record to post on the day after the death of an Illuminati matriarch. It signifies that a man with a gun is a force to be reckoned with even if his rival is a multi-national army. "Shoot 'em in the head." if they come to do away with you is his motto. It's a lesson to globalists and bankster gangsters who think that force is the king of all ideas. It's not. Truth is. And a man who dies in opposition of tyranny is no slave to ideology. Remember that at your next Bohemian Grove powwow.

As for this record it's spaghetti western meets the bravado of the pioneer spirit. Make it happen no matter the obstacle. Except for "Camptown Races" which is absolute rubbish. Not that I identify with the old western spirit but it's better than soy-latte drinking fur-faces that look like they came out of the inbred-end of twink Bohemia tomorrow. Butch Graham surely wasn't that sort of mistaken soul.

THE NEXT 100 YEARS

by Donna Stark


RCI RECORDS
RCI-1470
STEREO
1979

SIDE A:



THE NEXT 100 YEARS
I REMEMBER YESTERDAY
I WANNA BE WITH YOU
I CAN HEAR THE DOOR
FROM LOVE

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SIDE B:



'CAUSE YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU MORE
TOMORROW I'LL REMEMBER
IF PICTURES COULD TALK
THE WORDS TO SAY
I CAN MAKE IT

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Editor's note: while glancing through the lyrics after buying this it gave off a vibe of melancholia but in actuality the songs are mostly breezy and sing-song happy. It's not the greatest album that I've ever heard but it's not bad either. The cover is king with me though and that boosts this into the upper strata with her regal pose and toy poodle coiffure.

RE-UPPERS DURING THE POWER OUTAGE

I'm in the midst of a multi-day power outage so I am unable to record albums but I can still re-up dead links and players thanks to my laptop batteries. I mean, I was thinking about talking a pile of records to work and recording after my shift since the alternative is sitting at home in the dark in the cold. Maybe tomorrow.

Here's the re-ups:

CHRISTMAS IS THE MAN FROM GALILEE by Cristy Lane

CLASSIC RAGS & NOSTALGIA AT THE OLD TOWN MUSIC HALL by Knocky Parker & Bill
Coffman

COCONUT GOVE by Gove Scrivenor

COME WALK WITH LOVE by The Christian Science Hymnal

HITLER'S MARCH ON CZECHOSLOVAKIA / THE UNITED STATES' FIRST WEEK AT WAR

POLISH CUPIE DOLL by Walk Cheslik and his Polish Ambassadors

RADIO CREATIVITY: FIVE OF THE BEST

THE PEOPLE'S LIMOUSINE B/W THEY'LL NEVER TAKE HER LOVE FROM ME by the Coward Brothers

THE SACRAMENT OF THE LORD'S SUPPER OR HOLY COMMUNION

WILDLIFE CALLS: COTTONTAIL RABBIT

TENOR

by Jim Loving


MUSIC PLANT RECORDS
1977

SIDE A:



Hey, I'm A Believer
More Than You'll Ever Know
Joy In The Morning
Only Jesus Can Satisfy Your Soul
I Never Knew Love ('Til I Met Jesus)

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SIDE B:



Dear Lord, Don't Let Me Fail You
Front Seat, Back Seat
Come Into The Ark
I'll Rise Again

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Editor's note: luckily, Jim Loving is emanating from the glowing orange sunburst because his music doesn't churn my senses into the same aural inferno. He came too late into the game when even the DIY types were being professionally produced. By that I mean it's too polished and sacrosanct without any of the foibles of the standard one-take xian gems. Still a glad addition to the roster of obscurities.

THE SEVENTH VEIL

 by Artie Barsamian and His Orchestra


KAPP RECORDS
KS-3044
STEREO
1959

SIDE A:



The Seventh Veil
Echoes From The Orient (Chifte Telli)
The Dance Of Van (Haleh)
My Sweetheart (Seeroor Yar)
Oriental Moods (Geozlarin)
Dance Rhythms (Yoru Yurvroom Yoru)

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SIDE B:



Procession Of The Sardar
The Candy Maker (Hulvage)
The Country Dance (Luz Bahr)
Oud Fantasy
Oriental Jump (Tamzara)
Sweet Girl (Seeroom Aghchig)

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Editor's note: while Arabic music is a bit repetitive it generally has good melodies and this record is pretty damn solid along those lines. Plus, it has a J. L. Hudson's sticker on it so it's a given that I would buy it. Hudson's was the world largest department store back in its heyday when Detroit was a world-class city. One's now defunct and the other is experiencing the zombie apocalypse that all welfare state Democrat enclaves go through because Liberalism is a mental disorder that eventually leads to genocide and decay.

AMERICAN BIRD SONGS VOLUME TWO

by Peter Paul Kellogg and Arthur A. Allen


CORNELL UNIVERSITY RECORDS
CH-1026/27
1954

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Editor's note: this is heaven for me as far as records go. Which is why I splurged $3 for this precious wafer of warblers, wrens, cuckoos, owls, etc.That's heavy money for no returns on the investment. But I'll listen to it twice and in 15 years it'll be worth more than $3 fiat dollars which are just digital blips in a bank ledger. Yep, everything's been prostituted even the songs of birds for the human whore that craves everything for his winsome soul.

PIPE ORGAN IN THE MOSQUE VOL. 1

by Reginald Foort

COOK LABORATORIES
10501
MONO

SIDE A:



Hungarian Rhapsody #2
Giselle Waltz
Bells Of St. Mary (Improvisation On A Theme)
Londonderry Air
In A Persian Market
Coppelia Waltz

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SIDE B:



Orpheus Overture
Nocturne
Scotch Medley
Flight Of The Bumble Bee
Sleeping Beauty Waltz
Parade Of The tin Soldiers
Jalousie

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Editor's note: if you think the covers look bad just wait until you hear the gravel stone lo-fi sound of this scratched and scuffed cylinder. But I loved the cover enough that the skips, pops and droning crackle became an afterthought. Plus, it gives you an aural guide to whether or not you'd like to purchase it yourself. You heathens do buy records and share them with your frenemies online, right? Fark no you don't. Oh well, you have to live with yourselves (and you moms in the basement; if only mine had one!).

THE AUDIENCE AND BOB MORLEY

by Bob Morley


MONARCH RECORDS
DBP-198
STEREO

SIDE A:



Sunshine Medley
50s Songs Revisted

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SIDE B:



Country Boy Medley
Amen Medley

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Editor's note: it takes a side and a half to get to the fact that Bob Morley is a Xian of some sort. Luckily, it only takes about 2 minutes otherwise to realize that he's a square-and-a-half. Which isn't all bad. At least he doesn't think himself to be kewl. There is no greater fault in the human psyche than the desire to be kewl. Murder is bad but kewlness is worse. But not as bad as this album. Which in the local parlance of our eyes, ears and hard-ons is good enough for thee.

TUCSON...ARIZONA'S FAVORITE CHILD

by The Tucson Arizona Boys Chorus


NO LABEL
TABC 404

SIDE A:



Alla En El Rancho Grande
Home On The Range
Cielito Lindo
Ridin' Down The Canyon
Oh! Susanna

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SIDE B:



Five Hundred Miles
Red River Valley
Camptown Races
Clouds
Tucson...Arizona's Favorite Child

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Editor's note: you were supposed to be hearing a Bob Morley record right now but for whatever reason it wouldn't upload so I recorded something else. A far superior record of kids from Tucson, Arizona singing under the direction of fur-face John S. Davis. They're pretty damn good. Better than my spelling of Tucson which for some innate reason I want to always place the s before the c. It's a sign, I suppose. Now I just need to figure it out.

FRENCH HORNS FOR MY LADY

by Julius Watkins


PHILIPS RECORDS
PHS 600-001
STEREO
1962

SIDE A:



Temptation
Claire De Lune
September Song
Catana
I’m A Fool To Want You

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Speak Low
Nuages
The Boy Next Door
Mood Indigo
Home (When Shadows Fall)

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Editor's note: by no means is this a world-changing record but it is one of those niche albums that takes hit records and buries their uniqueness in generic, mass-marketed and no-named talent and we are very thankful for it. Plus, it has a cheesecake album cover with a play-for-pay eye candy hooker selling you more crap that you don't need. But it turns out that you do need it after all.

LIEDER DES PAPSTES

by Various Artists


CRYSTAL RECORDS
LC 1477
STEREO
1979

SIDE A:



Fanfare Des Papstes
Die Flößer
Der Augenblick Des Ganzen Lebens
O Gott, Ich Verlasse Mich Auf Dich
Königin, Schwarze Madonna
Huzulenlied
Petruslied
Vater Unser, Segen
Gebet Zur Mutter Gottes

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Die Braune Madonna
Fürchte Dich Nicht, Maria, Du Lilie
Der Tempel Ist Unser Haus
Wir Bleiben Nie Alleine Wie Geworfene Steine
Panajot Bojadzijew
Kleine Kantate
In Einer Dezembernacht

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Editor's note: this is obviously some sort of tribute to Pope John Paul II and that's cool by me. I mainly bought it for the cover and because it reminded me of that one Black Sabbath album where Ozzy held his arms up in a similar manner. Vol. 4? Who cares? Plus, the Pope is glowing and that counts for something. The music is all right, too, if you're into. that sort of sacrosanct stuff. I prefer Sack Blabbath myself but who's counting?

SONGS OF THE SWINGIN' SIXTIES

by the Living Strings


RCA CAMDEN RECORDS
CAS-2397
STEREO
1970

SIDE A:



Aquarius
Hey Jude
Somethin' Stupid
A Taste of Honey

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SIDE B:



Red Roses For a Blue Lady
Hello, Dolly!
Blue Velvet
Moon River
Calcutta

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Editor's note: the tail-end of the liner notes posits: "If people stumble over this album fifty years from now, will they get a clear image of the sixties? Not quite--it's impossible even now to recapture those mad years, but it's certainly a lot of fun trying." Not really but it's interesting. Only women, children and gays are allowed to have fun. Men are here to record, take notes and obscure their primal urges with preposterous measures and weights of man's greatness if only he were given that chance. Well, time's up. Greatness is achievable but wasted on the human ape. Ditto with my effort to archive. Eat it up just the same, monkeys.

THE WAY YOU LOOK TONIGHT

by Joel Herron


WESTMINSTER RECORDS
WP 6074
MONO
1958

SIDE A:



Why Do I Love You?
Look For The Silver Lining
The Last Time I Saw Paris
A Fine Romance
The Way You Look Tonight
The Song Is You

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SIDE B:



Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man
Why Was I Born?
All The Things You Are
They Didn't Believe Me
Smoke Gets In Your Eyes
Make Believe

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Editor's note: cover, cover, cover because the music is boring, boring, boring. Well, boring isn't the appropriate word. It's staid. It's dinner theatre. It's grandpa boning grandma. It's fruitcake for Christmas. It's not necessarily bad we just don't want to hear it.